Thursday, May 24, 2018

Burma gov thanks Amnesty for showing how it failed to do its job



State controlled media today devoted significant time and space to coverage of an Amnesty International report detailing how the Myanmar government and military completely failed to do their job, resulting in the deaths of at least a hundred people.

“We have been trying to tell everyone that we let terrorists massacre at least one village of people, and then failed to arrest and jail those responsible, but apart from the huge amount of domestic and international media coverage at the time, no-one would listen,” said government spokesperson Zaw Htay.

“We failed in our most basic duty, to provide security for the population. It’s not like this happened out of the blue, we had been warning about increased terrorist activity for months. We were just so focussed on the propaganda side of things we forgot to actually protect people. It’s an absolute scandal which in any other country would have resulted in the resignations of government ministers and senior military officers. They failed to do their job, and people died as a result. Now at last, thanks to Amnesty International, the truth is out there. We are delighted to keep letting people know just how badly we messed up, and will keep gloating about our failure for at least a week.”

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