Rohingya to refer to Europeans as Eurasian Christians

From our correspondent in Sittwe

A coalition of Rohingya community and political organisations in Burma and abroad have agreed that henceforth they will call Europeans 'Eurasian Christians'.

"If the European Union can call Rohingya, a Muslim minority in the northwest of Rakhine State, Rakhine Muslims, then we can call Europeans, a Christian minority on the northwest of the Eurasian continent, Eurasian Christians," said Abu Maung, a Rohingya community leader.

European and UN officials have come under fire from Rohingya and human rights organisations for not using the name Rohingya because the government of Burma objects to the term. They argue that ‎by not using the name, they are co-operating with a Myanmar government strategy of denying the Rohingya ethnic identity exists.

"The Eurasian ‎Christian delegation office in Myanmar has been one of the softest on the Myanmar government," complained Abu Maung. "They lifted sanctions months after an ethnic cleansing campaign against us, were the first to stop using the name Rohingya, and are backing an election which for the first time in Burmese history excludes the Rohingya."

When asked about UN agencies in Burma, which also avoid using the word Rohingya for fear of upsetting the Myanmar government, and if Rohingya organisations were also planning to use an alternative name for them, Abu Maung responded, "We already have, ‘complicit’."

Burma Tha Din Election Jargon Buster Guide

With the election due on November 8th, Burma Tha Din has produced this handy new jargon buster for the many journalists, observers and diplomats visiting Burma for the first time.


Disciplined democracy = authoritarian government backed by the military.

Nationwide = some parts of some ethnic states.

Media freedom = we’re watching you.

Independent analyst = someone with a political agenda which they don’t want to publicly admit to.

Bengali = Term many Burmese use for Rohingya
Rakhine Muslim = term many UN, EU and other government officials use for Rohingya
Rohingya = term Rohingya ethnic minority use for Rohingya

Ashley South Syndrome = sufferers of this syndrome usually live in Burma, or have worked on Burma related issues for a long time. The main symptom is the belief that only they ‘get it’ about Burma and truly understand the country and its problems properly. If only Burmese people and the international community listened to them and did things their way real progress could be made. They believe most other people working on Burma issues are missing the obvious, blinded by political agendas, doing more harm than good, or simply idiots. They also apply this to Burmese people. If you are coming to Burma for the first time, you will definitely meet people suffering from this syndrome. Avoiding air conditioned coffee shops can help reduce the chance of exposure.

Miracle = getting a quote from the European Union delegation office before your copy deadline.

Bloody miracle = getting a quote from the European Union delegation office which is interesting enough to be worth quoting.

Tonkinitis = A termed coined by human rights activists suffering extreme irritation, disbelief and frustration after receiving a pedantic email from Network Myanmar telling them everything they are doing to promote human rights in Burma is pointless and wrong.

Unity = term used by many Burmese democracy and human rights activists which translates most accurately as ‘lip service.’

Happy Hour = Key to your schedule. Where journalists, UN officials, aid workers, diplomats and other expats, often the best paid people in Burma, go for cheap drinks and free food at one or more bars every night.

It’s a very complicated/complex issue = term used by diplomats when they know they ought to be doing something but don’t really want to.

969 = Buddhist nationalist movement which is anti-Muslim.
999 = Shan noodle house where white people go to eat noodles.

Transparent election = diplomatic speak for ‘please don’t stuff the ballot box like you did in 2010.'

Credible election = diplomatic speak for ‘even we can’t claim the election will be free and fair so this word will do as good as any instead.'

Inclusive election = diplomatic speak for ‘look, we weren’t going to make a fuss about the disenfranchisement of the Rohingya but banning Muslim candidates as well is a bit over the top.’

Supporting elections = diplomatic speak for funding elections.

Setbacks in the reform process = diplomatic speak for ‘everything’s going to shit.’

Watch the process closely = diplomatic speak for exactly that, watching elections. Nothing more.

Toyota’d = the sudden desire to sign any ceasefire agreement after coming into possession of a four wheel drive vehicle.

Keep hate speech and violence on the streets, not on Facebook, says Burma President

From our correspondent in Nay Pyi Daw

The Office of President Thein Sein has pledged to work with Facebook to ban accounts spreading hate speech in the run up to nationwide elections on November the 8th.

Presidential spokesperson Zaw Htay said the government will use draconian legal powers to apply their interpretation of Facebook community standards.

Amongst the banned activities on Facebook are: threats, intimidation, hateful or disturbing speech, releasing personal information, infringing copyrights, and inciting violence.

“When Myanmar citizens use Facebook they should not be using threats, intimidation, hateful or disturbing speech, or inciting violence. That’s the government’s job,” said Zaw Htay.

The President is reportedly concerned that momentum in promoting hate against religious and ethnic minorities, which has increased dramatically since Thein Sein became President, could be lost if confined to social media sites such as Facebook.

“We haven’t driven hundreds of thousands of Bengali’s out of Myanmar by posting rude Facebook messages,” a Presidential advisor told Burma Tha Din off the record. “We need violence on the streets. If we close the accounts of people spreading hate speech they will be forced onto the streets to spread the word, which is much more effective, as most people in Burma still don’t have internet access.”

The advisor said the proposals were a win win for the President, as he would receive praise from the international community for taking action on hate speech, whilst at the same time as promoting and using hate speech on the streets to counter the popularity of the NLD.

Ma Ba Tha, the government’s official hate speech organisation, also welcomed the move. Wirathu, described by President Thein Sein as a son of Buddha, told Burma Tha Din: “Facebook can be a useful tool, but with so many parts of Burma without internet or good communication, we find preaching hate speech on the ground with the people is the best way to spread the word about the dangers of the Saudi Arabian funded NLD turning Myanmar into a Caliphate. In any case, people keep hacking my accounts.”

Explaining the thinking of the President further, the advisor told Burma Tha Din: “Look at the Tatmadaw, they are making a practical difference on the ground, raping ethnic women, bombing the Kachin, slaughtering farmers in Kokang areas. Our party, the USDP, and the NLD, have banned Muslims from being MP candidates. Ma Ba Tha is preaching hate in every township across Burma, and even in meetings Parliament. And we have passed four anti-Muslim laws in just a few months. This is why the priority is to take action to stop hate speech on the Facebook social media site.”

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Muslim detectors to be installed at polling stations

From our correspondent in Nay Pyi Daw

Burma Tha Din has uncovered plans by the Union Election Commission (UEC) to install Muslim detectors, similar to airport style metal detectors, ‎at entrances to polling stations for election due on November 8th.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, a UEC official confirmed the plans but said they were not yet ready to formally announce them.

"What else can we do”, asked the official "First we took away the Bingli's right to vote, then rejected their candidates for MPs. The USDP and NLD rejected candidates who are Muslim, and we rejected so many candidates from the Muslim party that their party will now be banned as they can't meet minimum candidate numbers. But these bloody Muslims can't take a hint, and it is learned that many Muslims are still planning to vote."

Questioned about whether there is any way a scanner can detect someone’s religion,‎ the official admitted he also privately had doubts, but said that a consortium of Burmese business men, rumoured to include Tay Za, had promised they had the technology and could offer a very good price.

“Even with the discount we don’t have the funding to install this technology at every polling station, so we are reaching out to international donors for assistance. Sweden, the UK and several other countries helped fund the census which excluded the Rohingya, and as the election will also exclude the Rohingya, we are hoping they will fund this as well. And we can count on the United Nations agencies in Myanmar, who always agree to everything we ask without making a fuss.”

Ma Ba Tha leader, The Venerable U Goebbels, speaking from his private jet en-route from meetings in Nay Pyi Daw, welcomed the proposed move, telling Burma Tha Din; “President Thein Sein truly is a son of Buddha. This is a very cool idea. It’s definitely a good excuse to throw another party!”

Canvassing public opinion on the move, Burma Tha Din found widespread support, with one shopkeeper telling our correspondent; “I totally agree with this, no matter what it costs we must do it. I can’t tell you how worried I have been that I’ll wake up on November 9th to find myself living in a Caliphate and my daughters married to men with beards.”

Burma Tha Din asked an NLD spokesperson for comment but he just gave us the phone number for the local Ma Ba Tha office, muttered something about cutting out the middle man, all these years of sacrifice for what, and then informed us of his resignation.

As the European Union has been a staunch supporter of the election process and is sending election monitors, Burma Tha Din asked for their reaction. However, we were told that the European Union had been unable to reach consensus on a statement as several European Union countries were very interested in purchasing the detectors themselves.